I had a friend years ago that could easily have been a stand up comedienne. She would tell stories that had our bunch of friends laughing until our sides hurt. She told a story about her “booger” wall. She said that she thought everyone had had a booger wall as a kid. I asked her what in the world a “booger” wall was. She said that as a kid her bedroom had one wall of wallpaper that was hideous. Since she had no “Kleenex” handy, she decided to use it as her “booger” wall. Oh, my gosh. We all finally got the idea and laughed until we cried. Then she told the story of her episode with a kitchen drawer that usually held a small, hidden, package of chocolate chips. Her mother didn’t think any of her kids even knew about it. Anyway, she pulled out the drawer and didn’t find a package of chocolate chips but did find some “remnants” of the chips. She moistened her fingers and proceeded to put the little pieces in her mouth. She immediately noticed that they didn’t taste like chocolate at all. Her mother walked in about that time and asked her what she was doing. She explained and her mother fainted.